Mother’s Day Quotes

Mother’s Day Quotes

Making the decision to have a child–it’s momentous.

It is to decide forever to have your heart go on walking around outside your body.

- Elizabeth Stone

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mom’s Commandments

I. Shut the door.

II. Finish your chores.

III. Make your bed.

IV. Leave unkind words unsaid.

V. Pick up your mess.

VI. Be neat in your dress.

VII. Thou shalt not tease.

VIII. Wash your hands please.

IX. Love one another.

X. Especially your Mother.

Mother’s Day Jokes

House Rules: #1 Mom’s the Boss #2 See Rule #1

If a mother’s place is in the home, why am I always in the car?