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Mother’s Day Quotes

quotes — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:13:49 +0000

Mother’s Day Quotes

Making the decision to have a child–it’s momentous.

It is to decide forever to have your heart go on walking around outside your body.

- Elizabeth Stone

Mother’s Day Quotes

Mom’s Commandments

I. Shut the door.

II. Finish your chores.

III. Make your bed.

IV. Leave unkind words unsaid.

V. Pick up your mess.

VI. Be neat in your dress.

VII. Thou shalt not tease.

VIII. Wash your hands please.

IX. Love one another.

X. Especially your Mother.

Mother’s Day Jokes

House Rules: #1 Mom’s the Boss #2 See Rule #1

If a mother’s place is in the home, why am I always in the car?

9/11 Quotes

quotes — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:29 +0000

Am I the only one who has noticed the same people who complained that we didn’t ‘connect the dots’ prior to 9-11, are now complaining that we connected the dots in Iraq?

- Rush Limbaugh

9-11 Quotes

Famous Quotes

quotes — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:03:55 +0000

They can, because they think they can
Famous Quotes – Unknown

September Horoscopes

Abraham Lincoln Quotes

quotes — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:07:19 +0000

Honey

When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind, unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. It is an old and a true maxim, that a ‘drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall.’

Abraham Lincoln

Source: February 22, 1842 – Temperance Address of Springfield, Illinois

– Abraham Lincoln

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